TOURNAMENT OF PLAYERS

STAFF & PLAYER PHOTOS


1TOP MUSH
SITE FOUNDER & CREATOR of TOP
TOURNAMENT OF PLAYERS

REAL NAME- Melinda
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: MushyMe, BackSeatBabe, PainInTheButt, OhBaby, Hunny Bunny, DeepyDisturbed, Happy Hooters, Tingling TaTas, Strangely Aroused, HeresLunch, BadCop, 2Sweet2Spank, BabysBehind, RoseyRedLips, Jugggs, More 4Play Plz, Was It Good 4 U, Love4Sale, Love4Rent, SweetEnuff2Eat, WantonWench, Needs2BePlucked, Nibble Me, Miss Mush, Over Easy, OTK Please, and more!
For more pics of me, my family, dogs, cats and my home, click here!
melinda photo page.htm



ACTIVE STAFF PHOTOS


1TOP GRIFFIN
TOP HOST
REAL NAME - Kevin (KB)
Marital Status: Married (shown with Sheryl)
Age: 59
Resides: Upstate NY
Other Screen Names: imstillkb
Other Interests: running, trail running (5 k up to 50 miles),
gardening, cooking, reading and traveling


1TOPWitch
TOP HOST
REAL NAME - Victoria (above on right, Nicki her sister, Vic,
her dad, Boyd and his girlfriend Helen)
Matital Status: Married (30 yrs) 2 kids, Tim and Samantha
Age: 2*(10^2-9^2+2^2)+2or29+3^2+2*5 or almost
a year older then Eric
Resides: Garland, Texas (just outside of Dallas)
Other Names: VictoriaMV, ThinMints
Things I Like: reading (must be done daily), music,
cooking and baking. I love designing and making
miniature ornaments for miniature Christmas trees
I've been fortunate to live in three countries, USA, Germany and
Japan and have travelled Europe.



1TOP Sailor
TOP HOST

REAL NAME: Brian
FAMILY STATUS: Married to Carolyn (Passion)
Age: mid-40s
Resides: Toronto, Ontario
Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA
Email:
bjohnson921@gmail.com
Occupation: database administration
Other Stuff About Me: I like grog. Also like to travel.
Other screen names: Sailing_Away, brian921


1TOP SCTNE
TOP HOST

REAL NAME: Robert
Marital Status: Single and looking
Age: 42
Email addrees: stcne@yahoo.com
Location: Nova Scotia
Other interests: Perpetuating my Maritimes stereotype- Drinking,
Drinking, and even more Drinking
Life Sumery Capsule- Still drinking, but can sober up to find
someone new. Divorced and now looking for someone new
who wants to drink along with me.
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: SCTNE, Professor Robert and
Will Shakespeare


1TOP Drunkie
TOP HOST

REAL NAME - Lee
MARITAL STATUS - Single
AGE - 51
EMAIL ADDRESS -
thedrunk123@yahoo.com
HOME STATE: California
OTHER INTERESTS - Drinking
LIFE SUMMARY CAPSULE - Drank too, too, much..! Twice married & divorced..!
OTHER SCREEN NAMES - The Drunk1, Illegal Op, Down On Luck, Jovial Jip, Hic, The Great Pumpkin, Junkyard Dawg



TOP STAFF (RESERVES)

1TOP REDBOWS
TOP HOST

REAL NAME: Mike
MARITAL STATUS: Happily married to Nancy
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: Aboli


TOP HOST
1TOP NASCAR

Real Name: Allen
(shown with wife Sherrie)
Currently residing in Conn, but a NYC boy
2 sons, 21 and 26, both on their own
I play the tournaments for the competiveness of the game.
If I wanted a social game, I'd stay in Smoots



1TOPWaxedWongly
TOP HOST

Real Name: Eric
Marital Status: Single, 1 Daughter
Age: mid 40s

Resides: NW Washington State
Occupation: CPA
Other Interest:
Women, Sports, (watching and
participating), travel, music,reading and cooking

Other Nics: Wax_0n_Wax_0ff, Wongly Akkused
Klooliss, Justifiable Sin
Quote: A clear conscience is only a clear sign of
a horrible memory



1TOP QUAHOG
TOP HOST

Real Name: Cynthia
Reside in Quahog, RI
Age: No way I'm telling you my age!
Matital Status: Single
I have 1 son married, and 1 grandson.

Interests: I have good friends, we go out to Dinner, Casinos,
Movies and you know.. Girls just wanna have Fun!



1TOP SCUBA
TOP HOST
Real Name: Alan
Marital Status: Single, 1 Son
Age: 51
Resides: NE Florida
Occupation: Device Tech
Other interests: Sports (watching Live), Travel, Hearts, Spades, Poker.
Quote: YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN THE OCEAN
TO WANT TO PROTECT IT - WYLAND 

Other screen names: Pradaxa


1TOP Joe
TOP HOST

REAL NAME: Joe
MARITAL STATUS: Happily married to Bea
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: Babalouie


1TOP MOON
TOP HOST

REAL NAME: Shawna
PLAYER NAME: Mississippi Moon



1TOP STAFF
TOP HOST

REAL NAME: Troy (with his new tow truck & Chris)
MARITAL STATUS: Happily Married 15 years !
AGE: 33
EMAIL ADDRESS: muenzer68@icqmail.com
PLAYER NAMES: Fstick


1TOP Sagi
TOP HOST

REAL NAME: Diane


1TOP-Trashy
TOP Host
SCREEN NAME: Trailer Trash Princess
DisOrderLyKonDuct
Real Name: Dana
LIVE IN: Chicago suburb
MARITAL STATUS: Single w/children


1TOP KUTEY
TOP HOST

REAL NAME: Karol
MARITAL STATUS : Happily married to Jude for 21 years ( She thinks I'm Nuts), 2 TEENAGE BOYS WHO WANT MONEY ALL THE TIME. I tell them get a job Thrppppppppppppp.
AGE : old enuff to want more
EMAIL ADDRESS :
kkabut@shaw.ca
HOME COUNTY: Canada
OTHER INTERESTS : football, nudism, dancing, beer
LIFE SUMMARY CAPSULE: was operations manager for Canadian Branch of largest Musical Instrument retailer in Asia. Now Executive Director of non-profit society that provides child care services. I live 2 blocks from work and I am very happy not to commute ANYMORE. BTW IM not gay but very hetro with a bizarre sense of humour who has yanked ya all.
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: not telling cause you'll beat me up! I was Jipped!


1TOP SKITTLES
TOP HOST

REAL NAME: Teri or TT
Age: 33
Home State: South Carolina
Email: kiss_n_hugs_angel@yahoo.com
Occupation: Stay at home mom I am a SAHM. It is the best and worst job in the world.
The best job because....you never miss a moment and the wost because you get no
vacation and no me time. I am a mother 24/hrs a day 7/days a week 365/days a year.
I am a mom before anything else. I get harassed at work but can't quit my job.
Other Things to know About Me:. I love the Beach, I like to read, and I love to
go fishing,hunting and camping
Other screen names: SkittleLicious, SkittleKisses

1TOP Proxi
TOP Helper
Real Name: Patti

Marital Status-gave up on that
Age-like fine wine
Hometown-cato, ny (it's a "four corners" in central ny)
interests-playing cards, camping, boating, wrestling, and hangin out with the guyz
lifes work---bad word, work, but i done a bit of everything, motorcycling, scubadiving, boating, camping, drummer in a country band, barmaid, wife, and now i live quietly and contentedly with my 2 kitties and a dog, and enjoy pestering people on hardwood and in real life. i have a lot of friends i spend time with, they are hard earned and very valuable. no one gives them to you. you only go thru here one time, make the most of it. life is like a game of cards, ya got to play the hand yr dealt, sometimes good, sometimes bad, make the most of it, and learn how to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start all over again:) web page-
http://www.dreamscape.com/proxy

1TOP Liquid8ter
REAL NAME: Tommy (Chip)
E-MAIL ADDRESS: ISEE3IN8@cs.com
AGE: 34
HOME STATE: Virginia
MARITAL STATUS: Married to Donna, father of 2 girls
INTERESTS: HEARTS! spades, auto racin, football
STUFF ABOUT ME: Competitive as hell! (a bit on the x-treme side @ times admittedly) ex-boxer (won a Junior Olympics gold medal @ 12 [maybe why my head so screwed up?, lol]); washed up ex-race car driver (won Rookie of the Year in late-model stock car class at Langley Speedway in 1996, got the opportunity to race against my hero's son, Dale Earnhardt Jr, also ran against a few other names: Jason Jarrett, Barry Bodine, Jamie Skinner, Bobby Hamilton Jr, racing was fun but gets expensive quick! bout broke me! lol!)
OCCUPATION: car sales
SCREEN NAMES: cryptkeeper, dj8bud4u, INTIMIDATOR, liquid8ter, moonraker1,StinkyPinky, X-treme, Sponge Bob Square Pants, annihil8tor, What The, and many more!


1TOP Fire
TOP SUB HOST

REAL NAME: Cyndi
AGE: 33
MARITAL STATUS: Happily spoken for... 
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: BringMeBack2Life, JoesMaid, Firegal107, DontCha, 1NakkedFiregal, MarlboroLady and a few others
OTHER STUFF: I have 2 children (Kayla and DJ). I enjoy swimming, camping, taking the kids to the park and family road trips. I Love all kinds of music and like to dance. I like to draw and have hopes of taking art classes some day. When I am not playing hearts, you will find me at a Texas Hold-em table.



1 TOP CANUCK
TOP HOST FOR: Substitute host when we need him!

REAL NAME: Joe
MARITAL STATUS: Single (but engaged)
AGE: 50
E-MAIL:
riverjoe@hotmail.com
HOME COUTNRY: Canada
OTHER INTERESTS: Golfing, bowling, hearts, backgammon, "NEVER" flirting, (pfffffffft)
LIFE CAPSULE SUMMARY: Work for Ford Motor Company of Canada, Maintenance administrator, lived in Canada all my life, growing up in a town of 1600, then later moving to Windsor (right on the Detroit border), 2 great children, Marcey and Wesley
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: MrGreenJeans331, HeartsPlayer, riverjoe, PopeyeTheSailorMan, sweetbubbahojo



1TOP Cukoo
TOP HOST

REAL NAME: Bonny
MARITAL STATUS: Single-woe is me, married son, two beautiful daughters
EMAIL ADDRESS: bonnynelson@yar.eastlink.ca
OTHER INTERESTS: Everything is interesting about me ! lol I am a down to earth country gal. I like playing darts, pool scrabble and hearts. I enjoy traveling - just don't get to do it as much as I would like..
CAPSULE LIFE SUMMARY: I worked as a self-employed hairdresser for over 20 years - and no, ya cant tell by my hairdo! .I had a bone marrow transplant in Mar/2000 'which left my fingers a tad numb, and the chemicals in our world irritate my respiratory system. Other than that I am almost Perfecto'.
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: HuffNPuff, InnSane, maratimer, merrytime, Fear Me, BallBustinBooby, OverHeated, MindLess, ButtUgly, Beauty2BHold


1TOP-CURLEY SUE
TOP HOST

REAL NAME: Mary
MARITAL STATUS: Married 29 years (to John aka MoeGreen)
;
2 wonderful children: John Jr. (24) and Kelly (22)
EMAIL:
mak_z@hotmail.com
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: Alley Kat, Gullible Greta, Pop Bead Princess, Molly2001, and many more!
HOBBIES: Gardening, playing cards (duh!) ..music..walking...watching old movies


1TOP WHITE24
TOP HOST

REAL NAME: Glen
MARITAL STATUS: Married


SCREEN NAME: 1Top Painter
TOP HOST

REAL NAME: Linda
EMAIL:
ldiane@cogeco.ca
HOME COUNTRY: Canada
AGE: Grandma
OTHER STUFF: Canadian through and through. Love wilderness, painting, reading and driving my Mustang - but not tooooo fast! Mother of two grown sons - who with their lovely wives and 5 grandchildren, are the light of my life!
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: hebejeebee, sweetiepuss, holeecow, mincemeat mama, etall!


1TOP-Kenzie
TOP HOST
SCREEN NAME: kenzie, oreosarebetter
REAL NAME: Lorel
LIVE IN: Upstate New York
MARITAL STATUS: married, 1 daughter (Mackenzie)
WORK: I work at a Social Services Agency
INTERESTING STUFF ABOUT ME: I'm a Union officer where I work, and am County Chairman of the United Way; I also collect teddy bears.


1TOP CLEPTO
TOP HOST FOR: Substitute host when we need him!

REAL NAME: Francis
EMAIL: francisbosse@hotmail.com
HOME COUNTRY: Canada
MARITAL STATUS: Married. with new baby girl Joelle
AGE: 40 something
PROFESSION: Chemist
LIFE SUMMARY CAPSULE: Trying to always be nice to my partners and my opponents
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: RUFF, iotope, furr, manumanu, mystical pard, gooddog, minimal, friskycat, purple dragon, purplish mutt, smutty mutty



1 TOP SMOKEY
TOP HOST FOR: Substitute host when we need him!

SCREEN NAME: Mr Smokey
REAL NAME: Steve
HOME STATE: Illinois
AGE: 18
EMAIL ADDRESS: Numba1stunna1065@aol.com
HOBBIES & INTERESTS: On-line poker. I like to play Sports. ( Football, Baseball, Wrestling, and Tennis.) I like to play video games. Go to parties, Play fantasy football on yahoo.com, and last but not least i like to ....you all know
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: Mr Smokey, Public Enemy No1, Bears Fan, Cant Be Beaten, Undisputed Champion, Yekoms Rm, Dr Funk, The Great Jynx, Cheech111, and Do Not Press Alt F4, and many more!


1TOP AIR
TOP HOST FOR: Sunday (pards)

REAL NAME - Bruce
MARITAL STATUS - Bruce and his wife Wanda are hearts players -- you may have seen her in Smoots as Ky_Trouble. They have been married 25 years and have 2 children and also have 4 young foster children. The family lives in the "gr8 state of Kentucky" and enjoys fishing, camping - and playing hearts, of course!



1TOP NATE
REAL NAME: Nate
HOME STATE: Florida
NEW TOY: Da Bike, Da Bike!

 


1TOP-NAUGHTY
REAL NAME: Debbie
AGE: 29
EMAIL: Ewwwwwwwww…….. I Can Barely Bring Myself To Say That Word, Yet Less Have Or Use One.
MARITAL STATUS:  Divorced
STATE: Home of the D’Backs
OCCUPATION: Mom to the handsome D, Hair Nail N Face Engineer, Mixologist/Babysitter4Drunks At Local Neighborhood bar/Cocktail Pit Engineer
INTERESTS: Winning The Lottery (I Need To Rid Some Of These Hours Of Standing…. These Lil Spider Vein Thangs Are Startin To Give Me An Attitude!!!)…. The Tall Dark Haired Handsome GOD That Came In The Bar To Chauffer His Drunkazz Buddy Home Last Week…….. N Very Interested In Findin Time To KICKAZZ In A Pards Tourney……… Dammmmmmmmit!!!
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: NaughtyThoughts, WutchaThinkin, ErrorCode_FATAL, TimmmAY, UrPointIsWut, RinkeeDink


1TOP-KMAC
REAL NAME: Keri
MARITAL STATUS: Single
AGE: 22
EMAIL ADDRESS: kmac8281@hotmail.com
HOME STATE: New York
OTHER INTERESTS: I'm a sports fanatic, playing hearts, and STARBUCKS!!!
LIFE SUMMARY CAPSULE: Well, I lived most of my life with my mother, but for the past 3 years, I've lived with my dad, and I like it better this way, because I rule the roost over here!! LOL. Last summer, I moved out to California to stay with my aunt for a couple of months, due to an illness I had. I'm a full-time college student majoring in child psychology, and I work as a secretary for an insurance company. On my spare time, (which I hardly have any of), I like to hang out with my friends, go bowling, work-out, and best of all, PLAY HEARTS!!
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: KMac8281


SCREEN NAME: 1TOP Pard
REAL NAME: Derek
HOME STATE: Florida
AGE: 27
MARITAL STATUS: Currently Single, Engaged
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: 1Gr8Pard, IslandKing
STUFF ABOUT ME: I live on an island in South Florida....no not the Keys!!!! Originally from New Hampshire...pretty much born and raised there, but moved to Florida in 1990. I was in the US Navy for 6 years working a Boiler Technical, with a background in water chemistry, turbine mechanic, steam generation, fuel systems, and total boiler repair. Now currently work in Real Estate for Coldwell Banker here on Marco Island....Anyone looking for great second home or investment property let me know....I might have what you want!!!! Enough advertising!!!!LOL!!! Anyhow, been playing here with TOP for over a year now and love every minute of it, unless of course I'm losing!!!! I enjoy meeting everyone...sorry I usually don't talk much, but now you know the man behind the name 1Gr8Pard.


1TOP-Robo
REAL NAME: Alex
HOME COUNTRY: New Zeland
MARITAL STATUS: Single (DOH!)
AGE: 14
EMAIL ADDRESS:
robo_kill@hotmail.com
OTHER INTERESTS: Other interests? Isn't hearts the only thing?
LIFE SUMMARY CAPSULE: I have been on this planet for 14 years now and am at college. I hope to invent something that everyone will appreciate. Methinks Chocolate flavoured soda ! (fizzy drink)
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: Robo-Kill, Robo_Kill, Robo-Kill71, Robo.Kill, Mike Hunt Ismall


1TOP-THOR
REAL NAME: Carl
MARITAL STATUS: Single
AGE: 40
EMAIL ADDRESS: cpoole@accesscable.net
HOME COUNTRY: Canada
OTHER INTERESTS: Music, computer games, movies and of course, playing hearts
CAPSULE LIFE SUMMARY: I work too damn much!!



1TOP X-RATED
REAL NAME: Malcolm
HOME COUNTRY: New Zeland
MARITAL STATUS: married to Anna (luv2phart)
AGE: 50
EMAIL ADDRESS: xm@paradise.net.nz
OTHER INTERESTS: Classsic cars
CAPSULE LIFE SUMMARY: You've gotta be kidding :) Summarise 50 full-on years?
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: Eyevar Biggun, X_M, thongsthing, Nobody In Particular


TOP NAME: 1TOP-Feisty
REAL NAME: Veronica
MARITAL STATUS: Single
AGE: 32
EMAIL ADDRESS: sisofblue@hotmail.com
HOME STATE: Virginia (just outside D.C.)
OTHER INTERESTS: reading, watching movies, board/card games, pajamas :)
CAPSULE LIFE SUMMARY: huh? I am the Office Administrator and a teacher at a private school. Although I have not been able to be actively involved in TOP recently, I was one of the original hosts. I live in the metropolitan D.C. area, where I love the weather and hate the traffic. ummm...hmmmmm....I love a good joke and a great game of Hearts!


1TOP-STUD/1TOP-WELLEN/1-TOP GUN
REAL NAME: Eric
MARITAL STATUS: Divorced, father of 2
HOME STATE: Texas
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: WellenDowd, ACunningLunguist, Hopeless Romantik, and dozens of others!


1 TOP BUFF
REAL NAME: Giselle
MARITAL STATUS: yes, for 32 years now
AGE: 53
HOME COUNTRY: Canada
OTHER INTERESTS: Painting
CAPSULE LIFE SUMMARY: Llive one day at a time


SCREEN NAME: 1TOP MIDGET, 1Forrest1
REAL FIRST NAME: Al
HOME STATE: Florida
INTERESTING STUFF: (Like he'd tell!)
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: Midget Al, TOP Midget



TOP PLAYER PHOTOS


Screen Name: Miss Perfect One
Real Name:
Debbie
Resides in: Montana
Marital Status: Single,but promised, 2 sons, Ricky & Jordan
I travel CNA so dont play much anymore,
When my drawer got filled with TOP t-shirts it was time
to retire froms TOPs.
I ran the 1600+ in TOP, which was a lot of fun!



Screen Name: frank of hearts
Real Name: Frank
Resides in: Maricopa, Arizona, Born in Arizona
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: Raise goats, Rescue dogs, horses, chickens.
also have a cat, fish & a turtle
In Love with my beautiful girlfreind
Interests: Eternally addicted to hearts, but also enjoy poker,
21, cribbage, gin, spades, tripoly, pinocle and.

(pic above of Frank kyaking in a Havasu sunset)

 


Screen Name: takeahart
Real Name: Jan, seen here with hubby
Resides in: Ontario, Canada, Born in London, England
Marital Status: Married
Age: "age is just a number and mine is unlisted."
Occupation:Retired school Teacher, still consulting 
from time to time
Interests: Tennis, golf, cooking, entertaining, 
music and playing cards.


Screen Name: TeeItUppp
Real Name: Dan
Marital Status:Divorced
Age:Just turned 60
Reside in Seattle, Wa. area
Occupation: Engineering Technician
Other stuff about me: I love sports cars
(seen here with his 2007 Vette)

 


Screen Name: JaggedBuzz
Real Name: Jeff
Jeff and his daughters


Screen Name: Old_Duck
Real Name: Wayne
Seen here with wfie Sharon
Other Screen Names: GNTLMNDCK


Screen Name: GeorgiaBoysHeart
Real Name: Mark Thompson

Age: 35
Marital Status: Married to 1 TOP SKITTLES A.K.A TT
A little about me: I was born and raised in central Georgia. My Home is now in Ladson S.C with my beautiful wife and our Children. I love to hunt, fish and target practice.
My family is my world. I am a very simple guy, I don't require much to be happy in life. I am also very quiet.
Other Screen Names: MarksHeartTaken, MellowMoon

Screen Name: iwannamoonya
Real Name: Eddie

Location: Ohio, but dont hold that against me
40 yrs old single parent of a 17 yr old boy, but he says hes a man lol. love cards poker,hearts.shooting pool slinging a few cold 1's back and football and funny women.
Have a great christmas all and happy new year!



Screen Name: Delta Tram
Real Name: Roe

I am 29 for 20 years now.......anyone have a problem with that? hehe

Married, with 2 great children.....boy 24 and girl 20. Was a stay at home shopper / mom while my children were small. I returned back to work 5 years ago......what was I thinking, nonetheless I still sport a Tierra something things will never change .....please do not mistake it for a halo. I'm true Jersey Girl......favorite place is the beach, down the Jersey shore, there is no greater place in the world!

When not playing hearts....you can usually find me shopping. I love to going to country/rock concerts and mostly just enjoy hanging out with my family and friends. I love having fun and laughing.... as life should be.

I enjoy playing in "Top" ......"The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter". I am very competitive ....ummm when it matters. I prefer a good game of low man.....just here to relax and have fun.....not to win a T-SHIRT or my name in lights.....I am not into drama of any kind, I lost the "I DO NOT CARE" gene years ago. Don't take life so seriously......we are not getting out alive!

Other Screen Name: xxxsugaritchesxxx and a few others.


Screen Name: Dolly788
Real Name: Marcy



Screen Name: GaleH
Real Name: Gale

Location: Wisconsin
Married to Roger, 2 sons
Age: 50
Interests: GREEN BAY PACKERS, reading, doing crosswords, yardwork.
Occupation: Delivery Driver for pharmacies for 23 years


Screen Name: Happy2BSherry
Real Name: Sherry

I wasn't  ALWAYS  Happy2BSherry. I relocated to Southern California Sept, 2001 from Long Island, NY.  And became NYLAGIRL.  I didn't know a soul out here except my coworkers with whom had a very mean GREEN streak and made my life miserable! I went online and started chatting with people that organized social events.  There were beach parties, baseball games, karaoke nights and some nice picnics in the mountains. I started socializing and BOOM! There was Steve!  We have been living together for the past 6 yrs and I must say he is the BESTEST Papa to my cats!
(Steve is medically disabled and stays at home, He might not be able to walk very well but man oh man can he paint!! In the D&D world this MAN  is world FAMOUS.. just ask I'll show you PICS :)
I enjoy playing hearts for the most part.  A good lowman game is enjoyable, but whinny, rude people should go get a life!   What I think is the MOST important thing about playing online with REAL people is that they are just THAT....REAL PEOPLE..  Somebody's Father, Mother, Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter, Aunt or Uncle.  Treat them the way you would want your FAMILY to be treated.  
Life is like a deck of cards.... Play the hands that are dealt to you! 
Good Luck ;)


Screen Name: 20nascarfan
Real Name: Allen
(shown with wife Sherrie)
Currently residing in Conn, but a NYC boy
2 sons, 21 and 26, both on their own
I play the tournaments for the competiveness of the game.
If I wanted a social game, I'd stay in Smoots
 


Screen Name: PA Princess
Real Name: Teri AKA Tink

Marital Status: Married, with 4 children
E-mail Address: JustTee31@aol.com
Age: 32

A little about me: I am 32 I am originally from S.C. My parents were born and raised in Pgh PA. So there's where I claim as home most of the time. My Children are the single most important part of my life. I am a very outgoing person, I get along with most everyone. I love to Line dance,Walk the beach at sunset,and just all around have a good time. I love all types of music but I am a Country girl at heart. I have a bit of a wild side, Or so I'm told....LOL. If you have Yahoo Messenger you can feel free to IM me any time @ kiss_n_hugs_angel@yahoo.com

Other Screen Names Include: MoonOverGeorgia, PastTheHeart,& YOGIANDBOOBOO

SCREEN NAME: Sailing_Away
REAL NAME: Brian

AGE: mid-40s
FAMILY STATUS: Married to Carolyn (Passion)
Resides: Toronto, Ontario
Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA

Occupation: database administration
Other Stuff About Me: I like grog. Also like to travel.
Other screen names: brian921

 

PASSION
REAL NAME: Carolyn
AGE: .. sure !!!!!!!!!
FAMILY STATUS: Married to Brian (Sailing_Away)
EMAIL ADDRESS: cmacdon265@hotmail.com
INTERESTS: Mom of 2, three magnificent grandbabies; eternal optimist, English teacher, I love life and living it. I'm a Canadian Girl in Toronto.

OTHER SCREEN NAMES: Suggar, HopefulSpirit, Passion 1-2-3, Skyye, Kare, X_Tasy, and more!


SCREEN NAME: MEGSMOM
REAL NAME: Debra



SCREEN NAME: Princess Paint Chips
REAL NAME: Caitlin
AGE: 13
OTHER STUFF ABOUT ME:
I talk on the phone, play on
the computer, go to the mall, hang out with my friends, read
and play hearts (even tho I always lose). I am in the 8th grade and I like going to school. I have a lot of friends... since I am a friendly person (guess I get it from my mommy; Cows Are Pretty). I have an older brother (Ronnie, 15), and a younger sister (Brittaney, 11). My nickname is Catie and that is what everyone calls me (with exception to a few). I dislike being told what to do, cleaning, spinach, and I am "allergic" to tomatoes...
just ask Sagi about 'Catie and the tomatoes' but only if you
wanna hear a long story... Hope to see you in TOP.


SCREEN NAME: ruthlesstweety
REAL NAME: Tina
OTHER STUFF ABOUT ME:


SCREEN NAME: DisOrderLyKonDuct
REAL NAME: Dana
OTHER STUFF ABOUT ME: I am a self proclaimed redneck...
I prefer friends and BBQ to club scene


SCREEN NAME: Channy Twin
REAL NAME: Jerry

Another month is
over and done
I hope you played nice
and had some fun

I know there are several
that hate my guts
but maybe you are
the ones that are nuts

Some people got upset about the picture I chose
and I hope they don't think I am a rat
but do they really believe
Sagi is a cat

I am Competitive
with a capital C
it isn't just
a game to me

If you are not going to play to win
why do you play at all
You might as well get in your car
and go to the mall

I will never understand
why people who play bad
don't go play something else
that they can win and be glad

62 138
165 203
is not a good game
if you are talking to me

Some people treat me
like i have a disease
I assure you
there AIN'T NO BUGS ON ME

If you are a dumper and don't cover your pass
JUST PLAY 4 SECOND or just always passing gas
you had better get a NEW STRATEGY
or just stay away from me

These 4 lines really don't fit
but I could not resist it is part of my wit
if on your screen Marco you see
just type in Polo in answer to me

Write letters to Drunkie
and/or give him a call
isn't this worth
a T_SHIRT you all

If you read this
and didn't get a tickle
then how about just
send me a nickel

Now spell it right
and I am sure you agree
there is nobody like
the TWIN CHANNY



SCREEN NAME: redeyedjoe
REAL NAME:  Joe
MARITAL STATUS:  Happily married for 19 years....
AGE: 50
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: Semore Hiney, Mr Green Jeans, Sir Dumpalot,
Panama Red
OTHER STUFF ABOUT ME: I love NASCAR racing and playing hearts...


SCREEN NAME: DannyDuck & his favorite baby girl
REAL NAME: Danny
MARITAL STATUS: Divorced
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: dnassarn, 1_N_Back, I am spiderman, DanDuck
FAVORITE PASTTIME: Drinking beer! Having fun with friends!


SCREEN NAME: Magician
REAL NAME: Geir
HOME COUNTRY: Norway



SCREEN NAME: KellyLynn (seen here with husband, Jim [aka ConnorCole] and their twins
REAL NAME : Kelly



SCREEN NAME: Yobaile
REAL NAME: Janis


SCREEN NAME: CAZeus
REAL NAME : Bernie




SCREEN NAME: Browneyed13
REAL NAME : Kristi
AGE: 30ish
SCREEN NAMES : RavisingRedhead, BlondeAndBraindead, etal!
MARITAL STATUS: Serious relationship
INFO ABOUT ME: i'm adorable, sweet, kind, loving, generous and AVAILABLE!



SCREEN NAME: gbpack
REAL NAME : Mark
AGE: 30ish
HOME STATE: Wisconsin
SCREEN NAMES : mrtv, barbstoy, without ruth, gbpack
MARITAL STATUS: Single & VERY AVAILABLE
INFO ABOUT ME: electronics technician, love playing hearts, i like flirting (lol), used to drink too much -- but not any more! I'm still mean, nasty & cruel, tho!



SCREEN NAME: justaface



SCREEN NAME: MacLeod (Seamus)
REAL NAME : Scott
AGE: 30ish
HOME STATE: California
SCREEN NAMES : Scotch Whiskey, Shameless, Glow IN The Dark Kitty
MARITAL STATUS: Serious relationship
INFO ABOUT ME: graphic artist, poet, singer, enjoy participating in Renaissance Fairs and re-enactments, collector of classic comic books



SCREEN NAME: VRCA
REAL NAME: Jeff


SCREEN NAME: TheHarperDragon
REAL NAME: Art



SCREEN NAME: paduckhunter
REAL NAME: Chad
AGE: 29
HOME STATE: Pennsylvania


SCREEN NAME: Keebler
REAL NAME : Derek
AGE: 21
EMAIL ADDRESS: farfromdrunk@hotmail.com
SCREEN NAMES : Keebler, IMightWinSomeday, oOCroNigOo, GiveADawgABone, Solar, and Hidden others
MARITAL STATUS: Serious relationship
INFO ABOUT ME: Well, sm living in Nantucket, Mass, working full time for U.P.S. ,"What can brown do for you". Hopefully getting a computer soon so I will be able to play hearts again.



SCREEN NAME: King Sergio
REAL NAME: Rob
HOME STATE: MASS/RI border

AGE: 17
MARITAL STATUS: single (doh!)
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: Billy Spleen, WatermelonMan, Semelparity, Visible Wizard, The Pope of Asia, Diamonds and Guns, IronCurtain, GuiltyByDesign, Downfall, Trammin247, 3898, and a shitload of player #s (NOTE from MUSH: LOL, ya bad boy!)



SCREEN NAME: Sultan of Sudan
REAL NAME: Steve
AGE: 39
MARITAL STATUS: single
HOME STATE: Kansas
CAREER: manufacturer's sales rep
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: Prohibitive Favorite, DrPepperman, Wizard of Aaahs, Cheap Trick, Bicycle_52, etal


SCREEN NAME: aryerl, 1113
REAL NAME: Larry
MARITAL STATUS: Single
EMAIL: larryzerland@aol.com



SCREEN NAME: W0oDy
REAL NAME: George
AGE: 32
HOME STATE: Indiana
MARITAL STATUS: Single
INTERESTING STUFF: Avid fisherman (was a charter fisherman for 10 years);
artist and painter


SCREEN NAME: ledrogman
REAL NAME: Gord (seen here with his wife & son & santa)
EMAIL:
krill66@yahoo.ca
HOME COUNTRY: Canada
AGE: 37 in July
MARITAL STATUS: Married with 1 child  
STUFF ABOUT ME: Speak English French and Bullshoot; have lived in NY, NJ and OR.  Have started acting in community theater...just played Gooper in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.  Very quiet and reserved, no sense of humour.  (TEEHEE)


SCREEN NAME: DAA
REAL NAME: Cheri
AGE: 26
HOME STATE: Indiana
EMAIL ADDRESS: tahdaa@hotmail.com
PERSONAL WEBSITE: http://www.geocities.com/tahdaaa
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: UnDeCoVer DAA, FrEeKaFrEeKa, tahdaa, and a few censored ones!
MARITAL STATUS: Married, mother of 2 adorable children
INTERESTING STUFF: Well damn -- tell Hardwood to stop banning me, banning my names,and muting me, already! I mean, geeeeeeeeeeeez! It's only a game, dammit! When I'm not catering to every whim and need of my husband and children (yeah right!), you can find mouthy me somewhere in Hardwood Hearts, doing as much damage as I can to someone else's rating. I OCCASIONALLY get peeved and spout off a LITTLE -- but I only do it when someone's been a jerk and deserves it! Otherwise, I'm a peaceful, sweet, adorable, charming, witty girl! (teehee!). Lub da Klaas and da smoker, my two bestest pards. Just wait for that 18th birthday party, smokey!


SCREEN NAME: Klaas Vaak
REAL NAME: Klaas Vaak
MARITAL STATUS: single, father of one great son, Kevin
HOME COUNTRY: The Netherlands
PERSONAL WEBSITE: http://klaasvaaknl.tripod.com/



REAL NAME: Matan
SCREEN NAME: DragonsBloodMatan


SCREEN NAMES: dbldam, boggyman
REAL NAME: David


SCREEN NAMES: Zombiac, TheZombie, Type_0

 


SCREEN NAME: sidney_18
REAL NAME: Sammy (seen here with wife on trip to Hawaii)
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: liberty bell, OZZY OSBOURNE, SirGoodKnightII
EMAIL ADDRESS: Trolldglet@aol.com


SCREEN NAME: MindCracker, CrackerJoe
REAL NAME: Victor
HOME: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
SEEN HERE WITH: his wife



SCREEN NAME: T T
REAL NAME: Tiffany
HOME STATE: Illinois
EMAIL ADDRESS: TurboTiff@aol.com
MARITAL STATUS: Married, mother of Smokey (Steve) and 2 other sons
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: TurboTiff, TiffsToys, TT Doesnt Cheat
HOBBIES & INTERESTS: Hearts of course...4-time World Champion Foosball Player (Table Soccer)...Distributor of Adult Products.


SCREEN NAME: softtail hog
REAL NAME: Rodd
AGE: 50
MARRIED: Yes, 31 years to Pat (Doeeyes52), 3 sons 1 daughter, 8 grandchildren, and 3 step-granddaughers.
HOME STATE: Pennsylvania (Winters in Florida)
INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT ME: I raise exotic birds (I have about 20 to 30) and I have 2 doges (miniature pinschers), 1 cat and of course – last but not least, my Harley!

SCREEN NAME: sdcakasm
REAL NAME: Susan
MARITAL STAUS: single
INTERESTS: I enjoy Renaissance Fairs (where this picture was taken -- and yes, that's a real tattoo!); my enire house is deorated in a medieval theme.



SCREEN NAME: LITTLE LEXI POO
REAL NAME: Gary
AGE: 55
EMAIL:
GRP22@AOL.COM
HOME STATE: Kentucky
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: SO WHAT, Long Dong, Proud Pappaw, Baby Abby, Get Some of This, and more!


SCREEN NAME: SMILES4U
REAL NAME: Steve
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: HEARTBREAKER44, docspad, Hearty Hank, and more!
OCCUPATION: oral surgeon


SCREEN NAME: ROANWE
REAL NAME: Ron
AGE: 56
MARITAL STATUS: VERY married!
OTHER SCREEN NAMES; blackie, littledancer, mammasboy, MidNiteDark, prettyprincess, foryoureyes, fatboy1 and of course dancingnude


SCREEN NAME: Luv2phart
REAL NAME: Anna
HOME COUNTRY: New Zealand
MARITAL STATUS: Married to XM (Malcolm)
FAMILY: mother of two boys (one of whom we know as RoboKill [Alex])


SCREEN NAME: HildegardShagnasty
REAL NAME: Precious
HOME CITY: Hooterville
MARITAL STATUS: Single and looking -- I need a man NOW!
INTERESTING STUFF ABOUT ME: I am an exotic dancer at an exclusive men's club (they all just call me "Nasty" tho a few HAVE shagged me!). I'm known for my beautiful hair (on my face) and my terrific teeth (that little space in front often comes in handy when i drink thru a straw -- don't even need to open my mouth!). I love bikers, and WWF wrestlers and men with large...er... pocketbooks. The man of my dreams would be....well... breathing. I have low expectations and they are nearly always met! Men! Can't live with em, can't shoot em!


SCREEN NAME: peterrisn
HOME STATE: Oklahoma
REAL NAME: Peter (seen here with wife, Vic)
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: Skidmark Brown, Grope Me, Boobys Baby, Moon Biter
INTERESTS & HOBBIES: (other than playng hearts!), fishing, playing with the grandkids who are the light of my life and a joy to be around


REDEYENM
REAL NAME: DAVID
AGE: 43
MARITAL STATUS: happily married for 23 years
EMAIL ADDRESS: redgin@hotmail.com
OTHER INTERESTS: I like playing Hearts, Spades, Age of Empires and like watching Pro Football, NASCAR. I also like to travel around the country and I have seen about 40 of the 50 states, so far.
CAPSULE LIFE SUMMARY: Right now I am a retired foundry worker (20 years worth), can't believe I stayed there that long- lol! I live in West Texas near Midland/Odessa and have been here for the last 24 years, came here to visit (got a job) and have been visiting ever since! I am going to Midland College and studying Networking Computers like Cisco System Routers and Switches, etc. I hope to be finished by next summer and plan to stay here for about another year or two. I plan to move to Colorado in a few years where there is more demand (and better pay!) for networking specialists.
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: redeyenm, redgin


SCREEN NAME: SONET
REAL NAME: Dick
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: SirGoodKnight


SCREEN NAME : Mrkickazz
REAL NAME: Johnny
MARITAL STATUS: Divorced, 2 daughters (Tanesha and Jennifer), 1 son (Johnny Jr.)
AGE: 46
EMAIL ADDRESS: black445@hotmail.com / mckiss@ptialaska.net
OTHER INTERESTS: Riding moose and wrestling bears.. lol ! Billiards, swimming, dominoes, biking, hiking, tennis, dancing, music, basketball and romance.
CAPSULE LIFE SUMMARY: I was in Army for 15 years, now work at Post Office for 10 years and will retire in 10 years. I moonlight as a counselor for Substance Abuse Program and am about to receive another degree in Psychology Substance Abuse and Family counseling.


GULF COAST PIRATE
REAL NAME: Ray
MARITAL STATUS: Married
AGE: Way old.. but thinks young
EMAIL ADDRESS: raywallace@ardmore.net
HOME STATE: Tennessee
CAPSULE LIFE SUMMARY: I am retired from Computer Sciences Corporation, where I spent abt 30 years traveling around the world . I started out as a computer programmer and ended up as was a Data Processing Manger. I am a pilot, PADI master SCUBA diver and an amateur radio operator ..call sign K4dab. My wife Judy, (who stills works for Computer Sciences Corporation as a remote computer programmer at home), and I live in a very small town, burg, spot in the road, in east central Tennessee. We enjoy the isolation of country living. We have 2 rescued greyhounds, a chow, a rescued yard dawg, 5 rescued cats and my wife runs a rescue haven for ferrets. I love to play hearts, I have been to several live tournaments where I played with folks from internet sites.


SCREEN NAME: Cheeba (or variant of Cheeba)
REAL FIRST NAME: Tobias
MARITAL STATUS: Married, 2 children (Still married, against wife's wishes) (she'll have to pay me to leave)
AGE: 34
E-MAIL ADDRES: Tobias7@cox.net
HOME STATE: Rhode Island
HOBBIESs: Motorcycling, Dancing, Fishing, Hearts, Madden 2004
OCCUPATION:  Full time sales most boring job ever.....Weekend DJ.  Greatest Job ever.
 Getting married or throwing a party in New England?  Visit www.djusa.com  Make sure you request me!  I'll use my "sexy" voice just for you.
INTERESTING STUFF ABOUT ME: I was born in Thailand and live in Rhode Island. I love to fish, strum guitar (although poorly), play video games, play with my 2 daughters (8 and 6) and camping with them and the wife. I have been told by at least 50 people that I make the best chili they have ever had! I was once the Massachusetts Junior Bowling Champion. I sell jewelry boxes and jewelry displays for a living. I love the Red Sox and watching football, In high school creative writing class, we were asked to write in 50 words or less, what we would say to the world if it would be the only words we were to be remembered by. Mine went as follows: "If there are two people left in the world, and you are one of them, find the other. Chances are, he'll be looking for you.

SASSYFRASS
REAL NAME: Terri
MARITAL STATUS: single
AGE:45
EMAIL ADDRESS: terri_lynn_56@yahoo.com
HOME STATE: Georgia
OTHER INTERESTS: gardening, shopping, cooking, family life cap: I live in Georgia (no accent though) married for 10 years, divorced now. Worked for large paper industry 20 years. Went to college at night to get my teaching degree. Been teaching 5th grade 4 years now and LOVE it. Have a 17 year old son, Brian, who has fallen for hearts also. I would tell you his name, but I am afraid he would embarrass me. I have 2 Jack Russell Terriers named Dixie and Ellie and a cat named Max (who is a terror). Not really interested in marriage at this point, just like to have fun!
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: Dixie_Lovin, ellie_05, Bess_56, sugarbritches_44

SCREEN NAME: Eradicator, Ski_Junkie, Strangely Amused
REAL NAME: Don
HOME STATE: Pennsylvania
EMAIL: donaldhadley@earthlink.net
INTERESTING STUFF: This is a picture of my wife and I skiing at Park City, Utah. After skiing much of the US and Canada I've decided Sunday River, Maine is my favorite. I live to ski and play Hearts for fun and friendship so if you can't find me at Hardwood then maybe you'll see me on the slopes!


SCREEN NAME: Chopstixs
REAL FIRST NAME: Chops
HOME COUNTRY: Canada
AGE: 19
OCCUPATION: Student
INTERESTING STUFF: I placed a kiss in both my palms and opened then to the wind. And hopefully someday you would think of me because those kisses have made their way to you.


SCREEN NAME: Papinyc69
REAL NAME: Steve
AGE: 29.
MARITAL STATUS: actively single.
HOME STATE: New York
EMAIL ADDRESS: papinyc69@aol.com.
MY INTERESTS: Psychology, computers, movies, music, games of all types. I'm especially interested in how a person is the way he/she is and can appreciate likenesses and also their differences. I was born and raised in NY; my family originates in the beautiful island of Puerto Rico. Luv the NBA and some baseball, (go Yankees). Luv to work out, and like, the Japanese, believe that diet, exercise, spirituality, and emotional control are the key elements in maintaining a sound body and mind. Would luv to own a dance club one day. Respect all people regardless of gender, race, and religion , and no, i am not running for Mayor! I could go on and on . Luv the power of words, and the unknown. One of my main goals is to win a TOP t-shirt.
OTHER SCREEN NAMES: Fear Factor, Prod Rodd, Hank the drunken dwarf, papinyc69, Papistevo69.

SCREEN NAME: TodayHowDumbAmI
REAL FIRST NAME: Chris
MARITAL STATUS: single
AIM NAME: imissmygalsboobs
HOME STATE: Missouri
INTERESTING STUFF: I am 27, and like to play cards & go out get drunk and play pool.
I also spend alot of time cleaning my bike and doing my 2nd gear 110 mph wheelies and learning new tricks from videos I see. So don't be surprised if u see me dead on the road.


Frederick The Great
REAL NAME: Roger
OTHER DETAILS: Hopefully coming soon!